Shared publicly - Nov 24, 13
well, when i was dragged on vacation to go live with wolves and bear shit in the mountains on a lake,i had drank a lot of liquid, but wanted to wait until we got to the cabin. they stopped at wal-mart and i said "Don't take too long, i gotta piss" about 1 hour and 45 minutes later dad comes out, I said "Where is mom?"
He says "She is still inside shopping" so we go back in find her, and at the check out line i really REALLY needed to piss.
I go into the restroom, someone (I think) was shitting up the stall leaving a single urinal and a old guy directly behind me.
I thought he was staring a hole through me, but i was thinking "Fuck it! i NEED to go Now!" so there i went in the urinal too concerned over some old turkey neck watching me, but to re-leaved to finally take a piss to pay any attention to my aim.
Started to veer of course, Aim WAY to high and the piss cannon started to shower the metal pipe leading up to the valve handle. the many cups of piss washed down the urinal and wall and sprayed all over my pants and shoes, And Floor! my thoughts wee simple at that moment... ""FUCK?!" i quickly let out about 4 more pints into the actual piss bowl, and look over to see the old man has scrammed, my thoughts then turned to "Oh FUCK!" I thought for sure he was phoning in channel 13 news so i had to GTFO but i cant leave all this piss everywhere.
I took a bunch of toilet paper (Cheap, thin wal-mart shit) and that just got ALL over the damn floor.
I ended up using the last of a very small amount of ass-paper to clean up piss in a public bathroom with my bare hands.
I washed up quickly, and bolted to the cashier. me, now being schizo thought the FBI was about to come out of nowhere and take me to jail for pissing in a unauthorized position.
Finally got out of there and i spent the whole vacation sick with a cold.
The end.
He says "She is still inside shopping" so we go back in find her, and at the check out line i really REALLY needed to piss.
I go into the restroom, someone (I think) was shitting up the stall leaving a single urinal and a old guy directly behind me.
I thought he was staring a hole through me, but i was thinking "Fuck it! i NEED to go Now!" so there i went in the urinal too concerned over some old turkey neck watching me, but to re-leaved to finally take a piss to pay any attention to my aim.
Started to veer of course, Aim WAY to high and the piss cannon started to shower the metal pipe leading up to the valve handle. the many cups of piss washed down the urinal and wall and sprayed all over my pants and shoes, And Floor! my thoughts wee simple at that moment... ""FUCK?!" i quickly let out about 4 more pints into the actual piss bowl, and look over to see the old man has scrammed, my thoughts then turned to "Oh FUCK!" I thought for sure he was phoning in channel 13 news so i had to GTFO but i cant leave all this piss everywhere.
I took a bunch of toilet paper (Cheap, thin wal-mart shit) and that just got ALL over the damn floor.
I ended up using the last of a very small amount of ass-paper to clean up piss in a public bathroom with my bare hands.
I washed up quickly, and bolted to the cashier. me, now being schizo thought the FBI was about to come out of nowhere and take me to jail for pissing in a unauthorized position.
Finally got out of there and i spent the whole vacation sick with a cold.
The end.
