Murica logic:
*Judge is told about the crimes of the defendant*
Oh, you sold weed to ppl on the street? Hmm, Guess you being sentenced
to death sorry bud.
Columbia logic:
*judge reading description of defendant*
"Child-murderer, torture-killer, and rapist known as ”La Bestia” (“The Beast"). Confessed to killing 140 children over a five-year period in Colombia. He is suspected of murdering over 300 victims, mostly street children."
Judge: Hmm, Thats alot of murders, Maybe just 22 years? seems fine to me.
(The man actually only got 22 years:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_serial_killers_by_number_of_victims)
Event ended.
The most fun map for everyone was the October revolution(Aka russian revolution)
I Noticed that we should stick with smaller maps like this until we become a public server and much more active, Because these bigger maps require a much better preforming server and alot more players.
Thanks for playing everyone!
(We reached about 9 players)
I should change my sand shoveling sound to this.
Donald Trump Sniff Compilation at the Presidential Debate
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According to notch and other sources, 1 block = 1 meter in mc, so that would mean a block is the size of a cubic meter.
This would mean that mc players are 1.85 meters tall(185 cm, about 8 cm taller than the average adult male).
But thats not that surprising, whats really surprising is how fat players are.
Their waist is 0.5 meters in diameter, and legs 0.25 meters, Now 0.25 meters = 0.82 feet.
Try putting your foot on the back of your thigh horizontally, and compare it. Now imagine your leg's diameter being as gigantic as that.
Though I would like to mention, players can jump 1 block, which most men at best can jump half a meter, and they have to bend their knees while mc players can do it as soon as they touch the ground again.
Update
Accidental problem with PayPal Account caused borin's payment to be refunded, I Fixed the problem but borin is asleep(Im assuming because of what time it is in the UK)
So Until tomorrow(Hopefully) he won't be able to pay again, If anyone wants to help just pay about $9(Pay Here:
thegreatwar.buycraft.net) and we will have 6 gb on the new host(We used to have 1 gb on the old host for $10 a month)
Server is switching hosts!
BorinSwordbane donated $18! that means we can switch hosts to a host that gives 6 gb for 9 dollars a month!
Now our maps should be lag-free when played.
Currently we don't have paid ranks, but if you donate later when we create paid ranks we will give you a rank equal to that amount of money.
This will be the IP once we switch:
thegreatwar.fluctis.com
Also, We will still be in 1.10
Parents: Omg he is about to say his first words!
Baby: d...da...
Father: Dad?
Baby: dea... Death to all jews.
(If you don't already get it, that baby is hitler)
Announcement:
TGW is switching hosts, As soon as we get our next donation
we will switch to a more efficient host that gives us better
performance and more then 3x the amount of ram for the same price.
If you wish to donate to the server donate here:
http://thegreatwar.buycraft.net/
If you wish to apply for builder and be whitelisted apply here:
thegreatwar.enjin.com
Update: Server is up!
Not public though, only people who are whitelisted can join, Will be doing a public event soon though.
If you are whitelisted:
tgw.mcph.co
Just an update for those who do not know, TheGreatWar is down atm due to host payment expiring, I haven't setup the payment system for the server shop so no one else can donate atm and I cant pay for it either because my wallet is missing, I'll look for it and tell everyone when It's online.
Also, The Chunk Loading problem was solved about a week ago so when its online maps will be playable.
That moment when you accidentally turn yourself into a tank...
