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! ♥ Volchy
I wanna tell you guys about my old haunted napkin holder my grandpa gave me after he passed. Ok so one day me and my friend Felix went to get something to eat. When we get back, the napkin holder is on the stove. It was on the table... now its on the stove. ermegerd. So the next day, my friend Malakye comes over. We were playing Saints row 2 when BOOM! we heard a loud bang. Then, we went into the kitchen and found it on the floor. My friend litterly said, "ERMERGERDDDDDDD WADDAFUQ" and ran to the couch where he cuddled a pillow. So after that, he left. The day after that I was sleeping in my room when all of a sudden I heard reese (my brother) screaming. I was thinking this was starting to be paranormal activity. I was so scared, I took the hunting knife I have in my bedroom and went to see what reese was going on about. Apparently, he was sitting down when the napkin holder fell on his foot. After that, when it was about 2pm in the afternoon, I took the napkin holder back to my gramps ashes and put it there. (It was in my aunts house). well, after that, it seemed everything was back to normal. The End........
QUESTION MARK
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∆! supah !∆
lol what is making ppl think its ur b-day today
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! ♥ Volchy
So, I was watching god damn nickelodeon with my little cousin and cat, and BOOM! An erectile disfunction commercial comes on.... like seriously.
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dm1994
DO U LIKE WAFFLES CAUSE IF U DO UR A MONSTER
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∆! supah !∆
volcher we gotta figure out somewhere where we can meet
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D3VILXPOOZ
Heya volch how are things? not seen you in a while 
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get on more........ i wanna help with ur server
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BLONDE’S WEEKLY COOKBOOK DIARY
MONDAY:
It’s fun to cook for Tom.
Today I made angel food cake.
The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately.
The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.
TUESDAY:
Tom wanted a fruit salad for supper.
The recipe said serve without dressing.
That seemed strange to me but I figured I should follow the directions.
What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home for supper and I was still in my robe and nightgown.
WEDNESDAY:
A good day for rice.
The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice.
It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway.
I can’t say it improved the rice any though.
THURSDAY:
Today Tom asked for salad again.
I tried a new recipe.
It said prepare ingredients, and lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving.
When Tom came home he asked me why there was lettuce all over our bed.
FRIDAY:
I found an easy recipe for cookies.
It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it.
There must have been something wrong with this recipe because when I got back, everything was the same as when I left.
SATURDAY:
Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken.
He asked me to dress it for Sunday. Gee, I sure had a hard time finding any clothes to fit it.
For some reason Tom keeps counting to ten.
SUNDAY:
Tom’s folks came to dinner.
I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger.
Suddenly I had a flash of genius.!
I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast.
But, it still came out as hamburger much to my disappointment.
GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY.
This has been a very exciting week.
I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom.
That is, if I can talk Tom into buying a bigger oven because I would like to surprise him with chocolate moose.
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