Haven't posted in a while so I shall give y'all a book title today. Green Rider by Kristen Britain. I implore you guys to check this book out.
One of the main reasons I read books is because it gives me a chance to escape the harsh reality that is my life. It makes it easier for me to cope with issues even if it seems like I'm just putting them aside. I believe it is good for people to find something they enjoy doing, especially when they feel like they're suffocating during the difficult times in life.
I wonder what my cat thinks of me when I hold him in my arms and kiss the top of his head repeatedly.
New Year means new books!
What do you call a Christmas elf with ear-muffs? Whatever you like. He won’t hear you.
Can't believe I am just now friending you! By the way your awesome!!!
Most common lies ever told:
“I didn’t do it”
“I’m fine”
“I have read and agreed to the Terms and Conditions”
You know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold.
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear quite bright – until you hear them talk.
A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.
Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you are donating blood.
Funny of the day:
What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth?
The slow swimmer.
Funny of the day:
A duck walks into a bar. It asks the barkeeper: “Do you have bread?”
Bartender: “No.”
Duck: “Do you have bread?”
Bartender: “NO!”
Duck: “Do you…”
Bartender: “LISTEN! I HAVE NO BREAD AND IF YOU ASK ME ONE MORE TIME, I’M GONNA NAIL YOU TO THAT WALL!!!”
Duck: “Do you have nails?”
Bartender: “NO!”
Duck: “Do you have bread?”
Me: “Do you think it’s strange to talk to yourself?”
Me: “No.”
Funny of the day:
At a first date-
He: “I work with animals every day!”
She: “Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?”
He: “I’m a butcher.”
